January 2012
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DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
vbyerley:
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
Participating States and Areas:
Alabama (Statewide. Program is called “Tow-for-Life”)
Arizona (Statewide)
Auto Club South (Statewide in Florida, Georgia, West and Middle Tennessee. Program is called “Tow-to-Go”)
Hawaii (Islands of Kaui, Maui, Oahu and Hawaii...
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
December 2011
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friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
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Good grades aren’t what they seem.
I think he knows the Dean.
Trying to figure out what I would rather be...
A) Anxiety, or
B) Some weird mix of annoying depressed lovestuff
Can’t I choose C?
C) Frozen Yogurt.
When you're staring at someones number in your...
And you really want to, but you feel like you would be bothering them.
(Or at this hour, waking them up for no reason.)
I kind of wonder if this ever goes the other way around.
New Year's Resolutions.
Do I want to make one?
N/Y?
If Y, what should it be?
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NO. NO, NINTENDO.
I JUMPED.
I may or not may not have just hooked my our Super...
And I may or may not be playing Super Mario right now.
**edit: “my our” What? What am I on*. I meant that to say, “hooked up our”.
*I am on nothing, but I am lacking sleep.
Meeting Darren
Me: Will you sign this?
Darren: Sure
Darren: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Darren: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
Anyone?
I will write about the following, anonymous or not leave one in my ask box
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
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