February 2012
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
Things that seem like they take forever that...
vbyerley:
unfuckyourhabitat:
-putting the toilet paper or paper towel on the holder
-washing a dish or putting it in the dishwasher instead of the sink
-throwing trash in the trash can instead of leaving it on the counter
-putting shoes back neatly instead of kicking them off wherever
-filling up the soap dispenser
-hanging up your coat
-wiping down the countertop
lol i always take the...
1 tag
archaeosaur:
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
Over the phone?! D:
Why would I do that when I can do it online and avoid human contact altogether?
1 tag
2 tags
1 tag
vbyerley:
celery sticks and a bowl of ranch dressing
this is the life
I am so jealous.
history teacher: this took place in *names state*
me: oh i know someone who lives there
class: how
me:
class:
me:
class:
Can somebody please have a crush on me.
When I say ‘somebody’ I, of course, mean Josh Hutcherson.
1 tag
2 tags
That moment when you thought you saw you had a message after scrolling then you scroll back up to see it was just your imagination.
3 tags
So basically, I’ve been procrastinating ever since I got home from school tonight (about 3 hours ago) by doing various things- but mainly finishing an episode of Supernatural and watching the Hey Arnold! movie…
Now what I would like to do would be to read more of Great Expectations and go to sleep or talk to someone, but I kind of have a quiz tomorrow over two chapters that I...
itslindababy:
Sia - Breathe Me
2 tags
1 tag
What? There's a such thing as Hufflepuff hate?
allonsykylie:
Guys, Tonks was in Hufflepuff
YOU’RE CALLING NYMPHADORA TONKS WORTHLESS AND A NOBODY?
WHAT
WHAT IS THIS
I’M ASHAMED.
Hufflepuff is as fantastic as any other Hogwarts House. I mean, it’s Hogwarts, there’s no such thing as “worthless” in Hogwarts.
My thoughts: I NEED TO WORK OUT OMG I LOOK GROSS I NEED TO STOP EATING SO MUCH JUNKFOOD AND EAT HEALTHIER MAN I REALLY SHOULD GO FOR A RUN AROUND MY NEIGHBORHOOD
My actions: *Makes batch of brownies*
2 tags
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Someone: So, what's your hobby?
Me: Talking to strangers online.
1 tag
me: i'll do it in five minutes
me: shit, it's been an hour already?
me: i'll do it in five minutes
1 tag
